Manatee! (From Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist)

You can call me the manatee!

Yeah, right, sea cow!

Manatee!

Sea cow!

Manatee! Manatee, please!

<on the Ricki Lake show>

Ricki, I can't get laid.

Yeah, I have a question for the sea pig. You think you're all that 'cuz you're a fat seal and sh*t!

I don't think I'm anything.

What you need to do is get yourself an education and a job!

I live in the ocean.

You live in the ocean 'cuz you ain't got no job!

I don't know what you're talking about.

You're fat! You need Weight Watchers!

I have a layer of blubber to keep me warm in the water!

Whatever, talk to the hand.