This is a bizarre page: TRASH TALKIN’ AT THE AQUARIUM

"Arf! Arf! Look at me: I'm a big fat sea lion! I can wave hello with my big fat flipper and spin a beach ball on my big fat nose. Arf! Arf!" Shoot, you ain't nothin'—nothing but a seal that needs to lose mad weight. That's right: you need to go on a diet, boy. I'm on Weight Watchers, chump. I got, like, eleven points left for today, too. Gonna get me a yogurt pop. Jealous? Ha-ha. Loser.

What the heck?